biotch

i laughed until i peed my pants.

from overheardinnewyork.com

Dumb teen: Hey, look at this! It says "Train for jobs in biotch."
Smarter teen: Fool! That word is biotech. Why you gotta be ignorant all your life?

--1 train

this is a good news day

Surgery planned for baby with three arms
poor little guy only has one kidney, though i'm pretty sure i'd trade a kidney for a fully functioning third arm.

Computer techs turn to fisticuffs for fun

the first rule of fight club is YOU DO NOT GET THE FIGHT CLUB FEATURED ON THE FRONT PAGE OF CNN.COM.

no surfing for me

i haven't surfed in months. my body is falling apart, and my soul lis dying. but at least it's not because of some flesh-eating bacteria. so i have that going for me.

from here

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