hate

i hate everyone.

wow. what a change from the strawberry yogurt days...
but yes, it's all gone to pieces. hate has overwhelmed me and, oh boy, they better watch out.

i'm thinking of taking a day off this week to surf the north shore. there's really no down side to it. i'll miss a day of sitting in front of a computer in this much-too-cold office. it might be good for me to de-stress a bit before i beat someone up.
i just need something to take the edge off of me. and maybe that's all i need. a good, long surf session, then a few cold beers.

or maybe a new car.
or a new board.
or pretty girls frolicking around me.

yes. let's go with the frolicking, please.

goodness

today i ate strawberry yogurt.

and it was good.

typical wednesday

it's wednesday.

i spent the early morning in excel and word.
the late morning was in autoCAD.

now i'm picking up my shovel, hammer, and machette. it's time for some field work.

my job is amazing.

(tomorrow is more bobcat action. i'll try to get some pics of it all)

wha?

so wait. even if your momma was half reindeer, wouldn't her ass still be HER ass?
"no no. that's not MY ass. see... it's just that my momma is half reindeer."

doesn't make too much sense.

maybe i should just give up.

proof

your momma has reindeer:

reindeer

we're making ground on the analysis of the nelly verse of "shake your tail feather".

the line might be "is that your ass or [is] your momma HALF reindeer?"

the explanation here being that the woman's mother could be a reindeer-human half-breed. thus passing the genetic trait of a large ass to the girl being spoken to.
it's assumed that "reindeer" is chosen mainly because it rhymes with "came here" of the following line, not because reindeer have a reputation for having particularly large asses. one might think he'd use a "donkey" as the subject matter, being that it has "ass" as a synonym.
this is finally a theory that makes sense. if you have another theory, let me know. shake MY tail feather

i never learned to read

when is it ok to dump out all the knowledge that you once kept? i thought as soon as i got my butt out of school that it would be ok. but no. i'm being forced to re-learn all the math and science that i learned in highschool and college. i'm taking this FE (fundamentals of engineering) exam in about a month. you remember double angle trig formulas? laplace transforms?

to all the little warriors out there

remember how fun professional wrestling used to be?

remember the ultimate warrior?

see how he's doing now:
www.ultimatewarrior.com

hurricane

it's hurricane season for the east coast.
probably one of the best times to be there.

"now we're frothing"

cds

so i bought coldplay's new cd, "a rush of blood to the head". it's pretty good. well, it's kind of not so sunshiny, but kind of sunshiny. like one of those things that just seems really depressing if you don't care to look at it very closely. but if you do take a good look at it and get to know it, then you realize it's filled with hope and goodness.

the other problem is that i actually bought a cd. i haven't bought a cd in years. i think they're retarded. you buy this cd that's capable of holding 700 MB of music, potentially hundreds of high quality songs, but instead i have 11 songs on it. such a waste.

and then there's the whole stuff about people getting sued for sharing music. i don't know about everyone else, but if i didn't get the mp3s that i got from file sharing, i'd probably just live without them. so it's not like i would have bought cds if napster wasn't around. i would have just lived without good music. and that would have been junk.

i grew up being taught that sharing is caring.
apparently, i should have learned that sharing is a punishable crime.
try put that slogan in a morning kid's tv show.

no skirts for you.

old people are so cruel and dumb:
no skirts for you!

just cause she dances go-go,
that don't make her a ho, no.

yesterday's haiku:

i lost my keys out
in the field today. now i
am a sad, sad boy.

- - - - - - - - - -
can you use the punctuation like that?
or do you need to have each line be its own?
stupid japanese poetic form.

but seriously, i did lose my keys yesterday. it sucked. i had to catch a ride home, then back to work from a coworker. and he gets here early. and when i say early, i mean that i got here this morning and it was still dark. but i get to see the sun rise over the mountain from the window. alone. 'cause everyone else is probably still sleeping.

the carpet is going in on wednesday, the painting was finished sunday. all that's left is the plumbing and purchasing a bed. then i move in. and a new life begins.
i don't know if that's true.

I got to kiss all

I got to kiss all the pretty girls.

i got to help out at the UH women's volleyball tournament last night. and before the game, when they announce the starters names, the starters get leis. and they need someone to give the leis to the pretty girls and then give them a hug and a kiss on the cheek. and yes, it was me.

oh, they're so tall and pretty. and even though they're some of the best college women atheletes and all sweaty, they still smelled good.

my favorite: lauren

i'm moving. soon. did i

i'm moving. soon. did i write about this already?

it's a place that's almost twice as big as the one i'm in. and there's a kitchen. kitchenette. that's french for cute kitchen. all that i need to do is have plumbers change the sinks and replace the shower. then i need to have the carpet people recarpet. then i need to install lighting and rewire the electricity. it's like those "work weeks" that we'd have at the frat. except i'm doing the work all alone. and i'm hiring people to do most of it. and i have longer than a week. and i get to sleep. and i live in hawaii.

so what do i need from you? i need decoration ideas! you like wooden furniture? tell me! you like those asian-looking paper lanterns? tell me! you like pink walls? tell me! then i can tell the world you like pink walls. pansy.

i'm going to give myself a deadline now. maybe that'll help me get it done sooner:

i will be totally moved in to the new place by september 22nd!
that's only two and a half weeks.

you wanna help paint?

screw you! fooked in the

screw you!
fooked in the head.

why would you enter a

why would you enter a "rough water swim" if you cannot handle "rough water"?
trouble in paradise.